Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

So true

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Bad idea

Maybe putting a tag cloud on a customer service forum is a bad idea.

http://i.imgur.com/JRz36.png

Scots' Wikipedia

http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Bill Gates Joke

A guy is in a restaurant, waiting for some people to arrive for a business meeting, when he sees Bill Gates walk in. He can't believe it and gets a great idea. After introducing himself and exchanging a few polite words, he asks Bill for a favor. "My colleagues would just be terribly impressed if they thought you and I were friends." he explains. "If you could just stop by our table and say goodbye on your way out, that would really be great." Bill reluctantly agrees before sitting at his table. The guy's colleagues arrive and the meeting commences. True to his word, Bill stops by the table on his way out, interrupts the meeting and says "Bye Tom. It was good seeing you again." To which Tom says "Dammit Gates, can't you see I'm in a fucking meeting?!"

Friday, November 06, 2009

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

Wii Commercial

Monday, October 05, 2009

Saturday, October 03, 2009

I knew it!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Monday, September 07, 2009

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Firefox Plugin

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

24GHz Celeron

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Twitter

Friday, July 10, 2009

TaDA....

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Look familiar?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Google 2084

Thursday, June 25, 2009

HOG wild for Christmas

HOG wild for Christmas

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Donkey LOL

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

.jaypg

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

The truth about working in the IT industry

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Did you know

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Friday, March 06, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Monday, February 09, 2009

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Monday, February 02, 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nice neighbour

Monday, January 26, 2009

Friday, January 02, 2009

Censor Kitty