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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Bill Gates Joke
A guy is in a restaurant, waiting for some people to arrive for a business meeting, when he sees Bill Gates walk in. He can't believe it and gets a great idea. After introducing himself and exchanging a few polite words, he asks Bill for a favor. "My colleagues would just be terribly impressed if they thought you and I were friends." he explains. "If you could just stop by our table and say goodbye on your way out, that would really be great." Bill reluctantly agrees before sitting at his table. The guy's colleagues arrive and the meeting commences. True to his word, Bill stops by the table on his way out, interrupts the meeting and says "Bye Tom. It was good seeing you again." To which Tom says "Dammit Gates, can't you see I'm in a fucking meeting?!"
Sunday, November 15, 2009
How to embed facebook videos into your webpage or blog
very handy... thanks for the tip
http://www.labnol.org/internet/embed-facebook-videos-in-web-pages/9715/
http://www.labnol.org/internet/embed-facebook-videos-in-web-pages/9715/
Friday, November 06, 2009
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Monday, May 11, 2009
The truth about working in the IT industry
1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..
Just like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Did you know
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over. Nerd wins.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over. Nerd wins.
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