Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Bill Gates Joke

A guy is in a restaurant, waiting for some people to arrive for a business meeting, when he sees Bill Gates walk in. He can't believe it and gets a great idea. After introducing himself and exchanging a few polite words, he asks Bill for a favor. "My colleagues would just be terribly impressed if they thought you and I were friends." he explains. "If you could just stop by our table and say goodbye on your way out, that would really be great." Bill reluctantly agrees before sitting at his table. The guy's colleagues arrive and the meeting commences. True to his word, Bill stops by the table on his way out, interrupts the meeting and says "Bye Tom. It was good seeing you again." To which Tom says "Dammit Gates, can't you see I'm in a fucking meeting?!"

Friday, November 06, 2009

Wednesday, November 04, 2009